Rural Minority

Nothing? Nobody?

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Now this is heresay, of course, but someone describing themselves as an “insider” on some of the ‘Roo boards said they got the intiial lineup list. While, this can be just BS, some are sure to be there, like KOL, Pavement, GWAR, Steve Martin’s band…so maybe there is some truth. Regardless, read at own risk:

Jay Z
Neil Young
Dave Matthews Band
Kings of Leon
Stevie Wonder
Pavement
Arcade Fire
Norah Jones
Massive Attack
String Cheese Incident
Furthur
Michael Franti and Spearhead
Phoenix
Dead Weather
STS9
New Pornographers
311
Mos Def
The Black Keys
Avett Brothers
Disco Biscuits
Blakroc
Cat Power
Spoon
Explosions in the Sky
Yonder Mountain String Band
M83
Gossip
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
Ingrid Michaelson
John Frusciante
Dan Deacon
Baroness
Lord T and Eloise
Ryan Bingham
Brian Jonestown Massacre
Gaslight Anthem
Gwar
Steve Martin
Mayer Hawthorne
Noah and the Whale

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This dirty little DMB rumor seems to be gaining steam…

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I’d rather be under the table and dreaming than see DMB at Bonnaroo.

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Agreed. Its such a typical situation in these typical times. Too many choooooices, hey ya.

Being a Bonnaroo virgin, I’ll choose my words wisely. DMB would, in all liklihood, be a terrible headliner. But isn’t there a small chance that the mood will be just right, they’ll be wise with the set list, and the nostalgia will just be overwhelming?

Then, again…yeah, DMB would be awful..

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I’d take DMB over Jack Johnson and I would in fact enjoy it, I just have others in mind that I would prefer.

I doubt we would still have voices after “crash into me.”

Also, you don’t have to specify “bonnaroo” in terms of your virginity…

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i don’t like it either, not one bit, it really smells, i mean out of all the choices in the world, Rusty calls himself a ‘Roo virgin…please, don’t try and pull the wool over our eyes here.

and yah, DMB would also be another bad call.

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Here is the latest clue:

“Before the star hatched is what is two times before I was.”

I am simply terrible at these things….so before something hatches, they are usually in an egg, right? but it also says star, which could relate to outer space, or the cosmos…maybe cosmic egg? wolfmother? second part of the clue is beyond me.

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