Rural Minority

Johnny,

Thanks for the worst post all year…you continue to wow us with your ability to contribute.

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FYI, I edited it…

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I’ll bite.

No one knows. Its the greatest sports mystery since the hotly debated topic of where the Williams sisters were hiding their penises in ’03. It all depends on how LBJ prioritizes deeply personal convictions. And, because none of us know him personally, its all just wild speculation. We’ll know in a few short months though.

I’d like to see him leave just so I can watch the reaction of the city of Cleveland. Will city government try to get traded to other cities as well? Without a doubt there will be riots, but how big will they be? Will there be a death? Multiple deaths? Will I be able to hear a collective groan from Cleveland when LBJ holds his press conference? Will Pat pretend to care way too much even though we all know he has no good reason to be a Cavs fan?

I did like Simmons’ decision to use pics of Lebron in Knick blue and orange. Intriguing. Although, the Cav throwback unis are without question better than their silly maroon and yellow ones with that dumb saber sword. Also, if you really, really like the NBA, read Simmons’ book. Perfect airplane read.

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