1. Guy in the hot tub with a sweet mullet
2. Guy in the hot tub wearing banana hammock swimsuit that ties at the side
3. the fact that #’s 1 and 2 were in the hot tub at the same time.
4. Old bald guy powdering his nuts. Sounds routine for a gym locker room, but his stance and motion were exactly like Jesus polishing his bowling ball.
5. Fat black guy who is always naked, straddling the bench, listening to music, sometimes singing along. (think Biz Markie). However, for all the times i’ve seen him singing naked, I’ve never seen him in the actual workout areas.
6. A couple of girls who were maybe 7′s.
